Dirty David


the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of david and goliath. if properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.
“my little brother totally tried to dirty david my dad when he took his phone away last night!”

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