Dirty Desk
n. the act of concealed manual s-x during cl-ss.
its when, in cl-ss a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for f-ckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
tom: dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? how did you not hear about the dirty desk?!?! that big foreheaded b-tch, sophia, got caught in the dirty desk!
jim: wtf?! i thought she was a prude! with who?
tom: some small d-cked b-st-rd!
jim: oh thats why he used his fingers!
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