Dirty Dildo
a dirty d-ld- is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to m-st-rb-t- with said feces. the dirty d-ld- is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the r-ct-m for some time to give it structure.
soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty d-ld-.
she slid her dirty d-ld- into her v-g-n- in hopes to have an -rg-sm while finishing her dump.
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