dirty dolphin with extra water
when doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her -ss. she turns back to look at you and u qickly -j-c-l-t- in her face and she comes to a sticky surprise and cries, “enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh.”
“yo, i dirty dolphin with extra watered chloe so hard last night, she could’nt let go of me”
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