dirty dulon
named after a dude with terrible personal hygiene and more std’s than a crack wh-r- in amsterdam, that is attempting to get lucky at the bar. “a guy who is engaging the town wh-r- in s-xual intercourse in the out house “biffy” outside the local bar. after he finishes he leaves the wh-r- in the biffy and tips it over on the door so the wh-r- cannot escape.”
dude 1 “hey man i gotta take a p-ss”
dude 2 “lets h-t the biffy outside the line is too long in here”
dude 3 “we should but sh-tter is out of commission, some guy dirty dulon’ed a hoe last night”
dude 2 “that must’ve been one sl-tty hoe”
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