dirty earl


proper noun;1) the illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

2) the dirty duke of earl.

verb;1) to have intercourse with someone else’s girlfriend.
2)to not give a f-ck.
ex. how did you get that black eye?

i was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. we are going to be late for work! dirty earl.
when a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest sl-t there
rick, john, mathew, ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! make that b-tch chew on their dirty earls!

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