Dirty Fairfield
let him do you while you’re on your period and then finish him off with your mouth and you can have your own the bl–dy mustache
variations of the dirty fairfield include: 1) when a female returns the favor from a man who nose bleeds on her by rubbing her bl–dy tampon all over his chest in the middle of fornication
2)rubbing your tampon above a mans upper lip so it looks like he had his mustache waxing gone terribly wrong
3)keeping it in super long… and then let it drip on his face
the dirty fairfield can only be done once a month.
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