Dirty Ferris


the act of skeeting in a sleeping person’s hand and then tickling their nose with a feather, thus insuring they give themselves a facial.
nick gave olivia the dirty ferris the other night cause she p-ssed before giving up the booty.

Read Also:

  • dirtymick

    of irish descent. he’s the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. believes in hard work, easy money and cutting corners. honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth. see that guy over there that n-body wants to mess with but […]

  • dirty sixty-nine

    one partner goes down on the other whilst simultaneously sh-tting in their mouth. the dirty sixty-nine is one (significant) step up from a sixty-nart

  • Dishler

    a pile of douche with hair so red that it would make a leprechaun cringe. these creatures are seldom seen and very majestic. if you encounter one of these beings, be wary, as they may wish to smoke weed with you. oh wait, nevermind. that part’d be awesome. my buddy dishler is a dishler.

  • distracted by a pelican

    doing something naughty (and potentially very embarr-ssing) that causes you to lose focus. i ran my bugatti veyron into a swamp at 100mph because i was distracted by a pelican

  • Distracted Drift

    “distracted drift” when driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing. “man, i was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the p-ck-rhead doing the ‘distracted drift.’ i expected it ot […]


Disclaimer: Dirty Ferris definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.