dirty fidel


variation of the “dirty sanchez;” immediately after fisting one’s partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee’s face, resulting in a thin sh-t-based beard that causes the the recipient’s face to resemble that of cuban dictator fidel castro.

note: more fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related “dirty sanchez;” it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable cr-p on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.
one time i gave this sl-t a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to havana.
the act of urinating in someone’s face wash out of revenge.
chris’s girlfriend cheated on him so before he kicked her out he gave her a dirty fidel

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