Dirty First Down


kind of cousin of the dirty sanchez. here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her -ss and get some poo on your fingertip. then put a little on another finger on your other hand. right when you c-m, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete’s eyeblack, and then yell “first down” and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.
last night i was giving meg some doggy action, and gave her a dirty first down. she loved it.

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