Dirty Five


when all five of someone’s fingers are used at the same time to pleasure an -n-s; either their own, or another person. preferably, the ideal situation of a dirty five is done by full insertion of all five fingers. the name is derived from the more known “high five” but obviously for -n-l stimulation as opposed to a celebratory action between two individuals. also known as a d5, one can signal their intentions to another person by putting all 5 fingertips together to simulate the technique required for preferred insertion.
do you think this guy is totally up for a dirty five?
foosball slang. using the five-man rod to score against an opponent preferably when the ball is initially dropped into the game. this is considered a “dirty” way to score hence the name.
you only won because of that dirty five on the last goal.

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