Dirty Francisco


the act of shaving oneself’s eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a s-x partner).

variations may include the angry francis, the shocked francis, the curious francis (one eyebrow raised) or the francis jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).
gerardo gave himself a shave and a dirty francisco before his blind date with ramona.

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