Dirty Gary

the act of p-ssing out on the toilet while taking a sh-t when you’re drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.
kaitlyn: i have to go pee really bad!

adam: well that’s too bad. garrett’s pulling a dirty gary in the washroom and i don’t think you wanna go in there. go pop a squat on the stairs.
the act of masturbating to p-rn and -j-c-l-t-ng into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.
“dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?”

“no, i can’t i just pulled a dirty gary and my mom thinks im really sick”
the act of getting head from a girl while she is in doggie style position and then you reach around and stick your finger in her b-tthole.
i was laying on my bed while my girlfriend was giving me head in doggie style position, when i licked the tip of my finger and reached around and stuck my finger in her b-tthole, i smiled the whole time as i gave her a dirty gary.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng while not even touching your own small c-ck while holding, cleaning, or otherwise maintaining with both of your hands the d-ck of a well hung stud while he is f-cking your wife/girlfriend or after he just f-cked your wife/girlfriend.
last night in the cabin, i was taping jeff f-cking tara and bill f-cking sarah. while in missionary position, neither could simultaneously hold their weight off them plus unload on their stomachs. surprisingly, their husbands who had been watching from the sidelines sprung into action and a double dirty gary ensued.