dirty gomez
immediately after -n-l s-x you the man pulls his c-ck out of the wh-r-‘s -ss and smears her sh-t around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it’s like a sh-tstache and sh-tee.
ha that little wh-r- loved it when i gave her the dirty gomez.
contrary to the common belief, a dirty gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a sk-nks -ss and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
jay leno gave wishbone a dirty gomez!
the act of sending a link to a friend that opens a selena gomez music video, very much like being rick rolled.
after i had rick rolled my boss for the ninth time he got me back with the dirty gomez.
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