dirty gorilla
prior to receiving slop on your kn-b, one must shave their p-b-s with a mach 3 and hold said p-b-s in hand. after busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said p-b-s in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.
when i was a young boy i enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.
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