dirty gourd


a pg way to call someone a dirty wh-r-.
melissa: “you wanna play darts?”
liz: “not with you, you dirty gourd!”
melissa: “did you just call me a dirty wh-r-?!?”
liz: “no. i said dirty gourd, like a pumpkin.”

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