a cheap b*st*rd who drinks other people’s pitchers at the bar without ever buying any. usually called lambie. also known to drunkenly run over cows
don’t lambie me you dirty hebrew
this word is used during long periods of silence during a group conversation between friends to break the tension and reset everyone’s train of thought. chad: i’m a vegan. everyone: ………………………………. john: agonflon. tyler: you said it john. by the way…
next day exhaustion after playing pokemon go all night dude i have a pokihangover and my b*tt will be planted all day on the couch
when you spoon with a girl taller with you. the girl wraps her legs backwards around the big spoon, encomp*ssing the man like a ladle. amanda and i were ladling last night, she wrapped me up like soup. spooning where the back person is grossly overweight and the front person is not. hey jennie, what’s […]
- texas taper
when you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls v*g*n* and give yourself a haircut. boy: i need a haircut but i’m h*rny too. girl: let me give you that texas taper.