Dirty Hernandez


similar to the dirty sanchez. while performing intercourse doggy style one inserts a finger into the females -n-s and then reaches around and applies a uni-brow
so there i was banging this chick when i got her with a dirty hernandez
when the man gives oral s-x to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a “ranchero” looking red scaby mustache
that time at the beach, adrian gave her a dirty hernandez
the act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. typically a s-xual act.
“oh god i feel so much better after that dirty hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes p–p juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. then spits it on the partners face like “blahhhh!!!” and then you 69 long time.
1.eric, turn that sh-t down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

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