Dirty Hey Arnold
when you are on a scavenger hunt and you are running through a field looking for easter eggs, peanut b-tter, and carmel and you bend over to get one of the items and a big gigantic black guy comes up from behind you and shoves his big 1 foot black c-ck up your -ss and yells “hey arnold.”
woah i just got hey ” dirty hey arnold.”
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