dirty hoover


a glorious s-x move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non–ss-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her f-cking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
so i was f-cking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so i gave her the dirty hoover. her chin was bruised for a week.

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