dirty ivan
when having s-xual intercourse, just before the girl starts to -rg-sm, you stick your pinky finger up her -ss…when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.
i’m telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you’ll be a free man.
the action of performing a dirty ivan is when the female, while listening to lady gaga’s song ‘teeth’, begins to gyrate her -ss around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. this tactic is also called bluffin with her m-ffin.
if you encounter someone doing a dirty ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the ‘bluffin with her m-ffin’ technique.
hey man, this girl i’ve been f-cking totally gave me a dirty ivan last night…i think i love her.
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