dirty jennifer
when a person farts in a girls v-g-n- and the vibrations cause her to c-m
matt: yo bro listen to this!
kevin: what happened bro?
matt: i had some white castle and when me and jen were getting it on i couldnt hold it in so i let it rip and gave her a dirty jennifer!
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