Dirty Jewish Pirate
when you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. then kick her in the shin. when she’s hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.
i banged a highcl-ss callgirl and made money in the deal, i gave her a dirty jewish pirate.
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