Dirty Landscaper
when a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his p-n-s in the v-g-n-.
matt was a good man but he missed the dirty landscaper.
a s-x game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. first the man “aerates” the woman by poking his p-n-s into her mouth, v-g-n-, and -n-s. then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by -j-c-l-t-ng on her, serving as an “incesticide”. finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of “fertilizing”.
during a hot chili dinner, megan told brad that she felt “unkempt” and could use a trim. brad, thinking on his toes….suggested that it may be time for the “dirty landscaper” to pay a visit.
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