DIRTY LIFEGUARD
to 69 – guy on top with his b-lls in the girl’s mouth – and with one movement, the guy sits up and sh-t-streaks the girls’ nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.
“no, i’m not kidding, becky! he pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when i thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a f-cking dirty lifeguard! and he’s just laughing at me yelling “shart! shart!”
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