Dirty Loftus


the act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the b-tt area.
richard loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

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    the relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a m-ssage. i got very drowsy when i saw her getting a m-ssage at the airport. i was overcome with m-ssagemosis.

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