Dirty MacTavish


when a bro f-cks another bro’s p-ssy/-ss combo s-x toy unprotected after it had been used by another bro shortly before. then without cleaning the p-ssy/-ss combo s-x toy, he stealthily replaces it back in the box under the owners bed without him knowing…….like f-cking “soap mactavish” from call of duty.
recently my buddy got a new p-ssy/-ss s-x toy combo in the mail, but before he had a chance to use it…..2 of my other buddy’s gave it a good ol’ dirty mactavish. just to break it in for him, i would suspect. true story

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