dirty mailbox


a s-xual position, the female partic-p-nt is in the doggy style position. the male partic-p-nt (mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the -n-s, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the v-g-n-. thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.
that hoes quiefs smell like sh-t, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

i hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, i hope she gets a yeast infection.

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