Dirty Mendez
a type of dance where you clean your -ss on someone else’s leg. a very dirty dance. a friend of mine, his last name is mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first. the hairs were thin and at first resembled p-b-s. we teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face. i said, “instead of the dirty sanchez, you have the dirty mendez.” the rest is history.
there was no paper in the club restroom so i’m going to do the dirty mendez on the dance floor.
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the dirty mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man’s face after performing c-nn-l-ng-s.
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