dirty miami
when you are partying with your friends in miami and you get so f-cked up you leave the club with your girl and once you get back to your room you have to take a sh-t and the smell is so bad that you have to vomit so you do a flip around and vomit on your own sh-t and your girl wants you to feel better so she gives you a rim job while your puking on top of your sh-t then you make out with her afterwards.
man, rob was so f-cked up last night that when he got back to the room he took a sh-t and it smelled like death which then made him need to vomit so he flipped around and puked on his own sh-t and while he was puking his girl ate his -ss out to make him feel better. i bet it felt good to get a dirty miami.
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