Dirty Milkman
giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his -ss. after the “milkman” delivers the “milk” (j-zz) he pops the -ss cookie into the milker’s mouth and yells ding dong special delivery!
hey, baby. i be your dirty milkman. i got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.
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