Dirty Missionary
this is best used after you’ve worked your -ss off in the hot sun all day. when banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady’s face and creates the experience of the “dirty missionary”.
amanda: i love you watching you work in the yard all day -can i get you anything?
jay: how about some hot s-x right now?
amanda: i think we can do that
while going at it – jay sticks his left armpit into amanda’s face
amanda: oh that’s gross!
jay: it’s not gross – it’s the dirty missionary!
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