dirty monkey nut sperm surprise
you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get h-rny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its t-st-c-ls from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her -ss and sh-t it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise
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