Dirty Monkey

when a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). while thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly sh-ts in his hand & throws it in her face.
after leaving marks, michael took nancy back to blake and sarah’s. where he gave her the dirty monkey on there kitchen floor!
when a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and sh-ts into another persons mouth.
dude, last night i gave this b-tch the dirty monkey.
a “dirty monkey” is someone who will f-ck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. in addition, a dirty monkey never says no to f-cking no matter how nasty the partner.

“i f-cked suzie last night in the sh-tter at hooters. i didn’t where a condom. im a dirty monkey!”
when a person scratches their -ss then picks their nose.
holy sh-t batman, that fat chick did the dirty monkey!
while having s-x just before you bust a nut you have to pull out, skeet on her face, and then take your large handful of pre-shaved p-b-s from the bedside and rub it all around her face while yelling “dirty monkey!”

it is slightly complicated because you must do a little preparation work with a razor so that your pile of p-b-s is ready at the percise moment — but don’t worry its worth it.
that girl dina told me when she comes over tonight she wants a dirty monkey
basically, the white trash girls you see on jerry springer, who have tramp stamps (tattoos on the small of their back), who drink and party way too much, who are sorta white trash hot be could have been really hot had they not lived a life of abuse and drama. they love to party and have s-x with whomever will pay attention to them. usually seen on back of harley’s, having s-x on bed of pickup in front of the bar, or p-ssed out in the corner of the bar.
jennifer? is she the legal secretary who drinks red wine or the dirty monkey who was at the bar monday night till close?
a poor -ss b-tch’s b-tch.
poor person: “hey man can u give me some money?”
person walking by: “man go ask your dirty monkey for some, b–tch!”