Dirty Montford


the dirty montford is payback to her male lover dangling his scr-t-m in her eyesockets while she sleeps. she squats over her sleeping partners face and wipes her front and back b-ms over the face and forehead of her lover until a decent quant-ty of bacon juice can be seen/smelt.
why did you “dirty montford” me last night love? my forehead smells like bacon juice!

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