dirty moonchez


when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the c-m and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez
dude rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
dave,”did you hear about that new move the diry moonchez.”
mohammed,”ya i heard.”
dave,”ya i think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it.”

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