dirty murphed


when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his -ss and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.
“d-mn did you get dirty murphed last night???!!”
“sh-t i may have been black out fo dat”

“why is she is she in the hospital??”
“she got dirty murphed…..she needa get that sh-t checked out”

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