Dirty Muzzy


like the original muzzy, a term referring to facial hair, mainly on the upper lip, usually worn by senior male collage students, hipsters or ron burgundy but unlike the plain muzzy a dirty muzzy is course and full enough to trap food particles and grease so as to make it smelly and manly and unattractive to females… or is it?
hank: hey are you celebrating dirty muzzy may?
dank: ya man. right now it’s only a johnny depp but just you wait till its a full on dirty muzzy.

or

steph: ew look at that dirty muzzy. i would never kiss that.

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