Dirty Pancake
when a male is having s-x with a female, pulls out, jerks off, c-ms in his hand and slaps the female.
hey girl, your cheek looks red, did someone give you a dirty pancake last night? ha-ha!
a dirty pancake is when a male -j-c-l-t-s on a female’s rear end and smears the excrete to form pancakes.
from the first time i saw that booty, i knew i was going to give it a dirty pancake.
when a male applies a copious amount of pancake batter to his genitalia and proceeds to place it in a heated frying pan being sure to evenly brown it on all sides. then it can be made into part of a nutritous meal.
caution!!! do not char, scorch, sear or singe!!!
“so i was at my local dining establishment and found myself skimming the menu but could not make a choice. i flipped the page and there i saw the greatest words in the english language. i proceeded to order the legendary dirty pancake and it was rustled up with all the fixin’s.”
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