dirty pelican


so you’re having s-x on the beach and you slide your c-ck out, roll it in the sand and then stick it back in.
“wow baby you know what would be really hot?”
“uhhh what?”
“if i could give you a dirty pelican”
“ok!”
when yus f-ckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. then you continue f-ckin da hoe.
d-mn woman, youz a dirty pelican!

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