dirty penguin
when male and female are in the act of s-x, the male, before he blows, takes his d-ck out of her and shoots his wad into the woman’s eyes. then he punches her in both of her t-ts, causing her to grab her br–sts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.
“dirty penguin” -punches t-ts-
5 more definitions
when one of the grooms men has s-x with the bride on the wedding day
he is such a dirty penguin. he f-cked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.
take a dump in a public bathroom, don’t flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your b-tt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
i pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!
the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.
“dude, i had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”
is when “jerky” is drunk and tries to make up random dirty things at the qm.
examples
hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a dirty penguin…
or
chrissie, go make me a dirty penguin…
when one is in serious need of a cr-p, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.
john: oh sh–, i need to go to the cr-pper!
allen: your walking the dirty-penguin!
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