dirty petie
after smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. then another man comes in and gets the guy up the b-tt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie
person 1-“hey, bret how was ur high last night”
person 2-“it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie”
person 1-“sucks to be you”
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