Dirty Philip


when a random f-cker from kazakhstan walks up to a smelly n-gg-r and then takes out his d-ck and c-ck slaps the smelly n-gg-r knocking him out, then you go find the n-gg-rs horse and you f-ck his horse spastically until the horse dies and you tea-bag the dead horse and the knocked out n-gg-r and then to say sorry to the black guys you give him a truckload of watermelons, a bucket of kfc, and a carton of newport’s.
“look at that fat f-ck pull a dirty philip”
“isn’t that f-cking douche named alex kolodziej?”
“yeah, i think so!”
“ewwwwww, why would he want to pull a dirty philip especially on that fat f-ck smelly n-gg-r, that ain’t no true n-gg- he’s not smokin’ newport’s, he smokin’ marlboro”

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