Dirty Pineapple
-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random mexican chef.
2. a v-g-n- with incredibly co-rs- pubic hair
3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza
-verb
4. the s-xual act in which a p-n-s is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before v-g-n-l penetration, acting as a juicy cl-toral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. the f-ck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.
5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. i mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 dirty pinapples.
2. the moment i unzipped her pants, i realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of p-b-s.
3. can i interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?
4. after we dirty pineappled, i realized how hungry i was.
5. since i can’t cry, i dirty pineapple instead. see cam.
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the act of using a ribbed condom and, after -j-c-l-t–n, turning the condom inside out for reuse.
tony: gina hasn’t been over lately. are you guys okay?
ryan: i gave her the dirty pineapple, and now she wants nothing to do with me.
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