Dirty Plummer
a male performing any motorsport activity, such as motocross, atv riding, or trail riding, in the dirt, mud, or sand, in highly dry and dusty condtions for extended periods of time, sometimes days, without bathing and while wearing jockey-type underwear, whereby creating a soupy mess of sweat, dirt, and ball-mustard on and around the unkempt scr-t-m, shaft, and t-st-cl-s prior to a first date with a recent female acquaintance who proceeds to drink herself into oblivion, therefore loosening up to accept your dirty, soupy, stinkfest of a c-ck into her mouth, until you finish on her face.
i met this sl-t at the bar one night after a long day of riding motocross, she was so drunk, i gave her the dirty plummer.
while in the process of receiving oral s-x. the individual lets a nasty wet fart out.
while she was giving me realy good like i mean really good oral s-x. i dirty plummer her and she still went to town and it didn’t even phase her.
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