Dirty Plunger
a crude s-xual act where a woman tries to take a sh-t while the man shoves the t-rd back up into her -ss with his d-ck.
this crazy b-tch tried to give me a hot lunch, but i got the jump on her, and gave that t-rd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.
when you take a dirty, truck stop plunger and you stick it over your genitals and you rip them off. then you take them and stuff them up your -ss. then lick the plunger clean.
“i’m so high and nothing can hurt me. time for a dirty plunger !”
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