dirty popsicle
when a man inserts his p-n-s into his s-xual partners -n-s and then pulls out and has feces (sh-t) on his p-n-s, and then receives part of a bl-w j-b from a second s-xual partner before re-inserting his p-n-s into the first ones -n-s and repeating aforementioned actions
friend 1:dude last night i walked in on my room mate getting it on with two chicks
friend 2: d-mn he’s good
friend 1: naw dude he gave her a dirty popsicle, it was nasty
friend 2: d-mn thats f-cking gross
when you stick your throbbing tube sausage across your taint, placing it within your badonkadonk which is then preceded by having a girl licking your p-n-s clean until your b-n-r goes away; like when a girl licks a fudgesicle until it’s gone.
dang i was hard as a rock, but that b-tch aint fine, so i told that b-tter face that she could suck my dirty popsicle.
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