when before having s-x you yell “1-2-3-4!” and then hump as fast as you can for two minutes.
i know you’re late for work honey, but i’m sure there’s time for a dirty ramone. there’s always time for a dirty ramone!
- pinch of the bear
papa bear giving his young boys the love they deserve burley man asking others if they want a pinch of the bear.
- deli ears
it’s a real thing. deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn’t invited. many academics believe it’s etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn’t true. it’s beginning, as with all evil things, can be […]
- tyler knowseph
tyler joseph but smarter tyler joseph went to school, he came back as tyler knowseph
- d*ck & dash
when you have s-x and leave promptly after satisfaction. she was horney and had a busy day, so she asked me to come over for a “d-ck & dash”.d-ck and dash d-ck’n dash
the time of year when pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to the flying spaghetti monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer. all hail his almighty noodliness at cavatellitine. his noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and […]