Dirty Rattus Masturbation
the act of cutting off the head of a rat and “neck-f-cking” it. the term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. it is best to m-st-rb-t- this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. people do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman’s v-g-n-. in dirty rattus masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. if you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up “sterilized rattus masturbating”.
“i was staying at a cheep hotel in new york city by myself and took it upon myself to dirty rattus m-st-rb-t-.” (infinitive of dirty rattus masturbation.)
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