Dirty Redenbacher
put redenbachers popcorn kernels in a woman’s v-g-n- then begin to have regular s-xual intercourse, the friction from the p-n-s will cause the kernels to pop wildly out of control. then begin to pig out in the s-x cave. ( you can also do this while enjoying a nice 69.) only works with orville redenbachers all natural popping pop corn and b-tter. (do not use i cant believe its not b-tter, for this will cause you to think, wow this is not b-tter this hurts.
zach and sarah performed a dirty redenbacher on sat-rday, it smelled delicious!!!
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